Explaining the Diagonal

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Pilar is making great progress over fall. She is not stepping over her own feet nearly as much as she used to, and riding her no longer feels like you have to carry her entire front part on the outer rein.

But the diagonal. Dude, the diagonal.

We probably all remember that first riding instructor yelling at us to change the reins on the diagonal when we change the direction of the circle. Well, Pilar needs a lot more of that. Every time we switch direction she keeps trying to put her weight on the wrong leg, making her flounder and fail to put her shoulder in.

She’s getting better at it. And my riding instructor is laughing her ass off because I keep explaining it to her like she was a first time on horseback five year old while we ride.

Another Batch of Horse Funnies

It’s time for another batch of random pictures that came my way on the interwebs…

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I’d love to do this, and I’m sure my horse would love it too. That aside, the picture is clearly photoshopped as the horse’s weight appears to have no impact on the sofa whatsoever. But it’s still cute.
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Pokemon Go reveals what we horse owners have known for centuries. The world is full of invisible, horse eating combat critters.
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Besides being one half of a cute couple, this pony reminds me a lot of my first horse.
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Sassy shetlands be sassy Shetlands.
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This one is funny but also a little sad. Each behaviour displayed is behaviour that a horse has learned in self defense. But still, also funny.
skunk
I confess. I made this from a picture on Facebook, and it’s not even a pony. But dangit, it’s cute. I had one of these little guys once.
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This is me at the beach. Not the man, the horse. I am terrified of seaweed.
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Fortunately my mare is a good natured slacker who’s happy to discuss anything. Debates inevitably end with her getting treats and pettings and not having to work a lot.
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I have got to do this to Pilar.
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As always, British cartoonist Thelwell had it spot on when it came to chubby kids and fat ponies.
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Seen this before. Don’t want to see it again.

Got good ones of your own? Never hesitate to throw ’em my way.